Nudity is now...a federal crime? That's the message the Bureau of Land management is sending out with its newly announced ban of nudity at popular off-road meccas like Glamis. The ban-an effort to make desert recreation areas more family-friendly----outlaws strip shows atop pickup truck beds, naked motorcycling/ ATVing and women flashing their ta-tas. offenses subject to a possible $1000 fine. Now what are we gonna do with all those empty poles??